the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom
As promised, here’s Zygarde added to the other legendaries!
Zygarde doesn’t really have much of a part in X and Y but I think it’s pretty clear that Gamefreak have always had big plans for him. Even his pokedex entries is pretty much telling us that;
"When the Kalos region’s ecosystem falls into disarray, it appears and reveals its secret power”
The ‘secret power’ is probably another form that completely flips his stats to offense (I’m imagining a huge lizard-like dragon with massive wings, personally). Hopefully Pokemon Z gets announced soon, it’s going to be incredible.
Pendants by Trinket Geek:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
The Shiny Cross-Walk Method: Simple Explanation
Start walking Right -> (if no Pokemon appears turn back) otherwise Run from the Pokemon or K/O it then resume the Walk by pressing Down, keep walking until the next Pokemon appears then turn Left <- then UP. If no Pokemon appears keep walking in a clockwise pattern using only the D-Pad (UP, RIGHT, DOWN, LEFT) until the next Pokemon appears. Repeat this pattern until you run into a Shiny Pokemon.
Using O-Powers is optional.
Illuminate ability is not required. (Optional)
You can run (D-Pad + B) but it decreases the chances of running into a Pokemon.
- Do not leave the grass.
- Do not use your Bike or Skates.
- If interrupted, Save in the Safari and continue later.
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.